The Chuckler

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  Fruit trees in eden. Alien vegetation?

  by Franz in

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  in genesis we read that god created man and set him in the .

  garden to tend it.

  (genesis 2:8).

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  The Chuckler

  Franz

  I look forward to your posts, keep em coming.

  If you read these posts in the voice of Rod Serling from the Twilight Zone you can scare yourself to death.
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  Fruit trees in eden. Alien vegetation?

  by Franz in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in genesis we read that god created man and set him in the .

  garden to tend it.

  (genesis 2:8).

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  The Chuckler

  
  Ah, a double post! *voice of Rod Serling* "Did you ever push the submit box on JWD? Did you feel uneasy waiting for the eggtimer to go, only to realise you had posted twice? Welcome to the Twilight Zonw" Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.................
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  When he said let us make Man in Our image?

  by mydiscounts in

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  2. bible

  who was he really talking to, i know jws believe it was jesus but it has puzzled me my whole life because i believed jesus had to have had a mother.

  if he is saying let us make mankind in our image he then created two different beings a man and a woman, where does the image of the woman come from, how, why and from whose image are woman from, her body shape, voice sounding softer, and so on?.

  sure i understand the whole rib thing but it goes to reason that there had to be some other being besides jesus he was speaking to, other wise mans companion would have naturally been another man, because the image of jesus is a man and the image of god is also manly.

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  The Chuckler

  We make our Gods in our own image.

  If penguins could think and decided to have a God, it'd be a penguin.
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  Wicked angel was driving the UFO the wise men saw

  by Franz in

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  if an angel was in a ufo that led the astrologers (the 'wise men') to the young child jesus in that house (mt 2:11), then it must have been a wicked angel.

  we have these pagan astrologers (greek, "magoi"; see de 18:10-12 and isa 47:13,14) traveling along and they see a "star".

  (how convenient; astrologers.....stars.....) does it lead them directly to jesus?

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  We always have a fairy on top of our Christmas tree.

  She was sitting next to the wicked angel in the UFO.
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  Watchtower: The Motion Picture

  by Clam in

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  one day i'd like to see a film made ( movie ) about the earlier years of the wts.

  a serious one for the truemovies channel, or maybe a spoof.

  who do you think could ideally play the main roles and what would be a good title?

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  The Chuckler

  The WT is a pile of crap. Is that the type of motion you meant?
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  Adam and Eve

  by GramblingMan in

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  can someone direct me to scriptures in the bible that show that adam and eve will not be ressurrected.

  i ask because my wife, who is a jw insists that this is bible base, yet she cannot provide me any scriptures.

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  One of the biggest flip/flops of WT doctrine is whether Lots wife would be resurrected or not.

  If they can't decide on the fate of a minor character, how can they decide on what happens to a major character like Adam?

  The WT have never let details like the Bible get in the way of their doctrine.
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  Noah's Ark.- Kangaroos

  by Stewart75 in

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  f(l)ood for thought,.

  if god had organised for each pair of species into noah's ark prior the flooding which destroyed many in wildlife.

  i wonder if any of australian animal species like kangaroos, wombats and emus were also included?

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  The reason Kangas survived the was they sat on top of Ayers Rock, which was a lot taller then, cos it has been eroded in the last 4000 years.

  Fresh water fish survived because when the water canopy rained itself into the sea, like stays with like and the fresh water fish stayed in the fresh pockets and the salt water fish likewise.

  Who needs science and logic when you have faith and quack science?
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  Got The 2006 Yearbook - Treasures Inside!

  by Stephanus in

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  okay, so it's the australian gold gem and treasure yearbook.... any prospectors/fossickers/treasure detector types here?

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  The Chuckler

  It's nice to see they do human interest stories too :

  I take it the 'Golddiggers' article is about protecting yourself from partners who are only after your money and the one on 'Choosing the right coil' is about contraception.
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  Part of necessary convention business is handling large sums of money.

  by garybuss in

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  part of necessary convention business is handling large sums of money.. page 4-1 district convention operations wtb&t$ 1997. .

  counting money.

  the accounts overseer is personally to prenumber in ink all the receipt forms (co-40) in duplicate (an original and a carbon copy bearing the same number).

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  The Chuckler

  With the large amounts of cash generated at District Conventions, I always thought that this would be a really soft target for heist. Especially on the Sunday when the world is invited in for the Public talk.
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  Sharing the Joy... of Open Mindedness, and Apostasy

  by RichieRich in

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  i work with a few young witnesses.

  actually, they work for me.

  but that's not the point here.

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  The Chuckler

  Careful Richie - you remember what happened at the end of the book 1984.

  Anyhow, how come you ain't been busted yet? You ain't exactly subtle.